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joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

2 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 71,401 notes
brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

2 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 212,030 notes

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

2 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 513,333 notes
3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 21,364 notes

84emojis:

a white person will grip the hell out they $15 walmart purse when they walk past u but ur $200 sneakers that YOU busted ur ass for are just shoes n when they purposely step on them ur a violent humorless materialistic negro animal for getting angry

3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,564 notes

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 294,782 notes
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 692,589 notes

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 876,933 notes
3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 164,355 notes

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

3 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 42,403 notes
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